Classifieds

Right, well my interview with HTA Architects has been arranged (for a gap year job), but unfortunately it's been arranged for Thursday, which is when I have to do my practical experiment for my physics coursework, so I've had to email YinI and ask them to reschedule. Hopefully the company won't be too annoyed with me, because it looks like the sort of work I'd like to do. We shall see...

Have a look at this website - it's a spoof local newspaper, and brought me to tears of laughter. Here are some of the adverts in the Classified section:

SMALL SPACE to rent behind Venetian Blind. Would suit ornament or tiny person. £128pcm. Tel 01999 940 1100

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LOST IN NEWSPAPER office for twelve weeks. Please help me. 01999 950 044

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JACK RUSSELL terrier puppy. In thick, sweet sauce. Cooking accident. £offers. Box FE8330

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ASSORTED baby clothes and toys. No longer required. Also cot, baby carrier, 8 rolls of teletubby wallpaper, frozen breast milk. Quick sale. Also noisy baby. Offers. 01999 940445 Geoff/Julie.

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CHAIR and four matching dining tables. Mail order catalogue error. £190 Tel 01999 963 222

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