The power of five

I've succumbed to the latest meme in typically late fashion, although I can be excused because it appears to have started off as a LiveJournal meme, and I don't seem to read anyone's LJ.

The meme is thus: Ask me five questions and I reply (Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie... sorry).

[Update: Sorry, should have made that clearer; that's five questions each, like a mini-interview. You have to put some effort into it!]

Fire away. But play nice, please.